I was just thinking (scary, I know) that if everyone is so sad to leave Wittenberg (or any college) what can we do about it?
I think I've come up with the answer. It's quite simple. Wittenberg just needs to buy some land in Montana or something and build a small community so seniors have somewhere to go after graduation. There will be, of course, a McMurray's 2 and a Station 2 (hee). We'll need a Wally Witt replacement . . . maybe Wilma Witt this time? We'll need a fountain to wade in, a seal to step over, and a hollow to streak. Kegs, since everyone will be over 21, will no longer be outlawed.
I really think this is the best option for everyone. And since Baird Tipson and Dean Debbie are currently unemployed, they could come and be the Mom and Dad of New Wittenberg.
Or something. I don't have all the details worked out yet.
So who's with me?
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