tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post1850629992992824484..comments2023-10-25T11:30:03.836-04:00Comments on Long Story Short: respect my authoritah!Jenniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10603984411324049557noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-27254586954146635202009-08-07T11:35:15.021-04:002009-08-07T11:35:15.021-04:00Remember, bailers are dangerous, no matter how coo...Remember, bailers are dangerous, no matter how cool they seem. If you don't watch out, they'll cut your arms off.Ashleyhttp://ashleyawesome.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-44604881673860757552009-08-07T13:57:06.151-04:002009-08-07T13:57:06.151-04:00Nickname one of the fat ones 'Piggy', then...Nickname one of the fat ones 'Piggy', then kill him/her. Then they'll fear you and fear works. At least until the British Navy shows up and everyone starts to cry. <br><br>But until they show up, you'll own them through fear and your boss will be all, 'Damn, that there's some efficient shit!' and you'll get your picture up on a wall next to his office.You can call me, 'Sir'http://etceterablah.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-76591021499372215222009-08-07T16:33:20.957-04:002009-08-07T16:33:20.957-04:00Sir, spoiler alert! Somehow I made it through hig...Sir, spoiler alert! Somehow I made it through high school without having read Lord of the Flies, and I just started reading it last week.<br><br>Sigh. I guess I'll just go back to reading comics instead of books.Joe G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14190700619730405910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-89020354187401399292009-08-07T16:39:13.431-04:002009-08-07T16:39:13.431-04:00God, this sounds awful. Maybe you should act like ...God, this sounds awful. Maybe you should act like Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. That'd get their attention.justmeandthevoiceshttp://justmeandthevoices.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-86658009500353160282009-08-07T16:40:57.550-04:002009-08-07T16:40:57.550-04:00Ashley, I'M ALREADY SCARED ENOUGH! Hee.Sir, ev...Ashley, I'M ALREADY SCARED ENOUGH! Hee.<br><br>Sir, even if I kill an employee?<br><br>Joe, I THOUGHT YOU WERE READING HARRY POTTER.<br><br>jmatv, I do really like that "steers and queers" line.Jenniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10603984411324049557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-8404846256014237652009-08-09T01:38:01.092-04:002009-08-09T01:38:01.092-04:00You should use the "steers and queers" l...You should use the "steers and queers" line. It'll shut them up. Or confuse them. Whatever.<br><br>I've been meaning to reread "Lord of the Flies."<br><br>Also, that's what you get for brown-nosing.Stephaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02455560384153709576noreply@blogger.com