tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post6623030510656604881..comments2023-10-25T11:30:03.836-04:00Comments on Long Story Short: WARNING: there is disturbing hooha talk ahead. I mean it. Turn away now.Jenniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10603984411324049557noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-47891759156754766372008-12-15T21:55:00.000-05:002008-12-15T21:55:00.000-05:00Did she at least offer you a post-exam cigarette?Did she at least offer you a post-exam cigarette?You can call me, 'Sir'http://etceterablah.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-40785571089114522052008-12-15T22:17:00.000-05:002008-12-15T22:17:00.000-05:00Dude, *I* went to the gynecologist today too! AWES...Dude, *I* went to the gynecologist today too! AWESOME!Stephaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02455560384153709576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-78530211576307109342008-12-16T09:40:00.000-05:002008-12-16T09:40:00.000-05:00THANK YOU for noticing the spotlight.The first two...THANK YOU for noticing the spotlight.<br><br>The first two times I went to the gyno, I was just so nervous that I stared at the ceiling. So it wasn't until the third time I went that I saw her drag the light right over to my lady parts, and was like, "Wow, nothing like shining a light on it." And she just laughed at me.<br><br>I'm just glad someone else noticed cause I was all like, "Seriously?"Snoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-1564836911861337982008-12-16T09:41:00.000-05:002008-12-16T09:41:00.000-05:00It is hellish. After every one of those exams, I ...It is hellish. After every one of those exams, I seriously contemplate whether dying of cervical cancer is really such a bad option after all.eclectichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01827218552901306334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-3274971565213311282008-12-16T11:10:00.000-05:002008-12-16T11:10:00.000-05:00I felt seriously violated the last time I went, an...I felt seriously violated the last time I went, and the part where they feel your ovaries from the inside is THE WORST. Don't make me go back!Ashleyhttp://narfna.livejournal.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-21287792541209565492008-12-16T11:45:00.000-05:002008-12-16T11:45:00.000-05:00I like the light because it is warm on my parts.Al...I like the light because it is warm on my parts.<br><br>Also you forgot the cold gel that they just leave on there and you have to find a tissue to wipe it off before you put your underthings back on.<br><br>Also, I would have poked her in the butthole just for the abortion and Huckabee talk. No. thank. you.Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05770192358536816715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-6177766982810646282008-12-16T13:20:00.002-05:002008-12-16T13:20:00.002-05:00TMI alert: I have never left a gynecological appo...<strong>TMI alert</strong>: I have never left a gynecological appointment without bleeding. I don't know exactly what they're doing down there, but I always had the impression doctors were supposed to <em>stop</em> bleeding instead of causing it.srahhttp://profile.typekey.com/srah/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-79240712218323862912008-12-16T13:20:00.001-05:002008-12-16T13:20:00.001-05:00Oh yes, don't forget the gel. That stuff is n...Oh yes, don't forget the gel. That stuff is nasty.srahhttp://profile.typekey.com/srah/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-6882469295555641492008-12-16T14:47:00.000-05:002008-12-16T14:47:00.000-05:00I was going to say that usually I make a man buy m...I was going to say that usually I make a man buy me dinner before he pulls those moves on me, but we all know that's not true.mysterygirl!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-82138332862699156932008-12-16T14:59:00.000-05:002008-12-16T14:59:00.000-05:00I found this post to be very informative. Having ...I found this post to be very informative. Having never been to the gynecologist, I enjoyed reading about what it must be like. And it truly sounds like it's hellish.<br><br>And everyone's comments were lovely.<br><br>They grab your ovaries from the inside? How does that work exactly? Can I get some sort of a diagram? Wait, I'll just Google it. Oh, here's a video in which they demonstraOH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL STOP IT STOP IT.Joe G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14190700619730405910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-28710225558470730622008-12-17T14:47:00.000-05:002008-12-17T14:47:00.000-05:00Horrifying. I mean, I've BEEN to the gyno and ...Horrifying. I mean, I've BEEN to the gyno and it's still horrifying to read about it like that. I'm trying to figure out the worst part but IT'S ALL THE WORST PART.Fraulein Nnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-18337466747953469952008-12-17T23:14:00.000-05:002008-12-17T23:14:00.000-05:00I think they must spend all day plotting: "Wh...I think they must spend all day plotting: "What is the most offensive thing I can get away with saying while I have my hand in her hooha? Will she stop me if I talk about abortion? No; how about Huckabee... Maybe I'll tell her that I burn down orphanages at night: she's not going to say anything!"Never That Easyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04008749218695113192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6109551.post-35072095061503043872008-12-19T10:29:00.000-05:002008-12-19T10:29:00.000-05:00I get my first colonoscopy in about a year, so tha...I get my first colonoscopy in about a year, so that makes me sort of like your little sister, right?peeferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03141487217019497148noreply@blogger.com