just wondering

Do they give you the Jesus fish, "Support our Troops" magnet, and Bush/Cheney sticker for free when you buy your SUV or do they cost extra?

happy little clouds

Tonight, as I was driving home from my parent's, the sky looked like a total Bob Ross painting.

shortest movie recaps ever

Sometimes I just feel like posting something, even though I really have nothing to write about. I'm watching Mean Girls for about the 5th time this week (I don't know) and aside from Mean Girls I've watched movies pretty much continuously all weekend.

Ed Wood - Odd

Keeping the Faith - Underrated

Love Actually - Lovely

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Perfect

Motorcycle Diaries - Powerful

Before Sunset - Refreshing

Four of the six movies above made me cry at least once. I blame it on hormones. I'll let you deduce which movies they were.

This is the most boring post ever. Sorry. After all the coffee I've had this morning, you'd think I'd be a little more exciting but you'd be wrong.

civic duty

On the news just now, they showed a man in some field allegedly growing his own marijuana. The anchor urged viewers to call a certain number if they recognized the pot farmer so the proper authorities could catch him. But if I knew this guy, I wouldn't call the police, I would call HIM and blackmail him for free pot.

things that bug me (today)

-I get off work early today and it's raining.

-It's supposed to rain all weekend.

-People who call William Shakespeare "Bill" or "Willy" Shakespeare.

-The Cat waking me up by pouncing on my stomach and/or boobs.

-Creed (actually, this bugs me every day).

I have a feeling that this is going to be one of those weekends where I hole myself up in my apartment and stay in my pajamas all day watching movies. Sweet!

This has nothing to do with anything, but I had a dream with Napoleon Dynamite in it last night. Yeah, I don't know either.

aunt flo

Having to wear white pants when you're on your period is the cruelest joke ever.

hoo hoo doctor

I'm pretty much way past my annual visit to the OB/GYN, and every time I drive by the office I get all paranoid that they're all going to come running out waving speculums and abnormally large Q-tips and drag me inside, so I drive just a little bit faster.