Pay. Day.
I got my first paycheck today, and when I deposited it I have never felt so blissed-out euphoric in my life.
Then I went to the gas station. As I was pumping a Hummer pulled up and the driver got out, and as he walked inside I gave him a look that I HOPED said, "I know your secret, little man," but what he probably interpreted as, "What a big, strong, hunk of man you are, hold on, let me give you my underwear."
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