Wednesday, November 03, 2004

green state?

Sooooo, Ohio is now a green state? (by the way, I am Baxlala, and my friend Amy is HotBowlofChilli)

HotBowlofChilli: WTF a GREEN state?

Baxlala: I HAVE NO IDEA

HotBowlofChilli: why don't we have a chartruse state?

HotBowlofChilli: like ohio needs to be singled out even more

Baxlala: haha

Baxlala: Ohio is now fushia

HotBowlofChilli: they should make it something hideous that will clash with both red and blue....like neon orange

Baxlala: that'd be awesome

Baxlala: ohio is now PINK

HotBowlofChilli: ohio should change colors every five minutes.....
"and, oh dear god....Ohio is now plaid!"

Baxlala: HAHAHAHAHA

oh, Ohio

Ohio. What are you doing? You're becoming Florida. I TOLD you not to do this. Why didn't you listen? Why? WHY WHY WHY???

Ohio, you are on my shitlist right now.

dear omnipotent being,

Look. I know I said I wanted a clear cut winner by Wednesday morning. I was lying. I only meant that if Kerry was the clear cut winner. I don't want a clear cut winner if it's BUSH. If Bush wins, I want it to be after a month long fight in courts, involving many, many recounts.

Maybe I should have been more specific.

Dear Florida,

You are dead to me.

PS: Mickey Mouse can kiss my ass.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Lampl and I decided that if Bush wins we're going to start a riot.

Who else is in?

I'm considering starting a riot either way.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Dear Ralph Nader,

You are a douchebag.

PS: You too, Guliani.

good thing everyone in the house is sleeping right now

I think if anyone tried to talk to me right now, I'd seriously PUNCH them in the face.

I'm not kidding.

I'm so on edge right now, it's kind of scary.

I've never punched anyone in the face before. But I'd be willing to try it.