Touchdown Jesus was struck by lightning! And burned down! HE'S GONE!
I heard it on the radio on my way into work and drove by a few minutes later. It is nothing but a charred husk of what once was. So sad. Of course, right after I drove by, I immediately called Joe. Obviously.
Joe: Hello?
Me: Hiiiiii.
Joe: Did you see it?!
Me: YES.
Joe: Holy shit.
Me: What happened?
Joe: They think it was struck by lightning.
Me: Oh my god. It looks so weird. It's just like a black headless skeleton now.
Joe: Creepy.
Me: He is risen!
Joe: He is now seated at the right hand of the father.
Me: Do you think they'll rebuild it?
Joe: Better, stronger, faster than he once was?
Me: Haha, yes.
Joe: I don't know.
Me: Hahahaha, wait, no...do you think they'll RESURRECT him?
Joe: Oh, Lord.
I guess your questions will be answered on the third day. :)
ReplyDeleteWOW. That is kinda sad in a really funny way.
ReplyDeleteAlso, my sister is spending the summer in your city!
mg! BWAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteLindsay, why would she want to come here? Hee, jk. You should visit and then we could hang out and watch Buffy or something.
Blasphemy!
ReplyDeleteREPENT!
ReplyDeleteREPENT! AND THEN DO MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS!
ReplyDeletehttp://classickiti.blogspot.com/2010/06/math-and-touchdown-jesus.html
I don't have any good jokes so you guys can all pretend I made one.
ReplyDeleteOn a related sidenote, the pastor in my childhood church used to call the Jesus statue that hung above the altar 'Touchdown Jesus,' like right in the middle of mass and stuff. It used to make some of the old ladies mad.
I saw this on Perez, and immediately rushed over to your site cause I knew you were going to have something to say about it. And you definitely didn't disappoint, Jennie!
ReplyDeleteI hope he's resurrected.
Are you kidding, my first thought after I heard the news was, "I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL THE INTERNET!"
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