Hello, new friends, old lovers, and everyone else in between. If you are unfamiliar with this space, I recommend NOT reading anything before, like, 2006. Or maybe even 2008. I don't know, I try not to read my archives at all because it makes me cringe so much that my face falls off and I need my face for my job and living and stuff.
Anyway, I'll try not to quit this blog for a while. At least a month. I would also like to start posting more often. I'm looking at my archives right now and I posted 331 times in 2007. That's almost all year! So far in 2011, I've posted 42 times, which is unacceptable. I vow to post more. And clean up my tags, because they are OUT OF CONTROL.
You know what's scary? And sad? And completely off topic? I heard on the radio that bananas are going extinct. I guess they've been going extinct for a while but I didn't know until a few weeks ago. I keep thinking about it and it totally weirds me out. Fruit shouldn't go extinct. I mean, nothing should go extinct, really, especially adorable animals, but it never even OCCURRED to me that I should be worrying about fruit disappearing forever.
I told Joe about it and he was all, "that sucks!" and I was like, "yeah, it's really sad, but what am I going to eat for my morning snack now?" because you guys, I eat a banana every morning around 10:30 so I don't end up eating my stapler before lunchtime. Stupid world. Getting rid of my snacks. Won't somebody think of the ME?