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You have chosen your hotel...poorly.
Maybe where you are staying the Gideons and the Mormons are like rival gangs. And if that is true, I would like to know how to flash the Gideon gang-signs.....or the Mormon ones....so if you could confirm that they are actually gangs in addition to religious factions, that would be great.
It's a Marriott.
Mormons hate the internet almost as much as they hate monogamy. It's a fact.