Me: Do you wanna hear about the dream I had last night?
Me: Well. I was looking through all these dogs that needed to be adopted, right?
Me: And there was this one dog. I don't know what kind of dog it was but in my dream I kept calling him a Norwegian Elk Hound.
Joe: WTF? Is that even a real dog?
Me: I think so? I don't know what they look like but Mulder talks about one in an episode of The X-Files.
Joe: Oh, of course.
Me: Anyway, it was just one of those really big dogs with really long legs and a kind of a pointy, fuzzy face? Like, if it put its paws on your shoulders, it'd be taller than you.
Joe: Like Marmaduke.
Me: Sure, whatever. Anyway. This dog's name was Mutt.
Me: And he only had one eye! So I wanted to adopt him.
Me: And we were really worried about Max not liking him because Mutt was a boy dog but we introduced them to each other and Max loved him!
Me: So that's what I dream about now. Adopting one-eyed dogs named Mutt.
Joe: I love you.
Me: ANYWAY. I'm going to get on Petfinder today and see if I can find a giant, one-eyed dog named Mutt.
Me: COME ON WHAT IF I FOUND ONE WE'D HAVE TO GET HIM.
OK, after Googling pictures of Norwegian Elk Hounds, I can safely say that is NOT the kind of dog I'm looking for.
|I'm not Mutt BUT I'M SO PRETTY.|
This dog looks more like Mutt, only Mutt only has ONE EYE, remember? Please remember, you have to help me find him.
|This could be Mutt's relative, who knows.|
For your reference, here is what Mutt probably looks like currently. Be on the lookout!