Monday, December 10, 2012

it's the most wonderblah time of the year

I don't know what it is but lately all I want to do is NOTHING. Like, literally nothing. I could sit and stare into space and...that would be fine, I guess? But instead I've been sitting and staring at the computer or the TV, which is almost like staring into space but space is bigger because it's full of...well, space.

This weekend I barely did anything BUT watch TV. And terrible TV! I'm sort of embarrassed about how many episodes of Grey's Anatomy I watched this weekend (and not just because YOU GUYS IT'S SO TERRIBLE) but mostly I can't even remember how many I watched THAT'S HOW MANY THERE WERE. I don't care, though, because I forgot how easy it is to get wrapped up in the goings on of Seattle Grace even though it's COMPLETELY NUTS and they are all terrible doctors. 

Anyway. I hope this urge to do nothing goes away soon because I was doing SO, SO WELL with the whole writing every day thing, and I was eating better and cooking more and exercising...um...sometimes and reading ALL THE TIME but now I can't even get into any books*. Until that happens, though, I guess I'll just be sitting here, doing nothing, and blaming it on the following factors:

1. The weather

It's not even that it's cold, it's that it's GREY ALL THE TIME. What's the sun look like? What's a sun? WHAT IS WARMTH AND HAPPINESS?

2. The time of year

The holiday season, it is upon us, but if it could get offon us anytime soon, that'd be awesome. There are too many plans and too many moneys to spend and not enough free time. BAH HUMBUG.

3. Eating terribly

Seriously, self, stop eating all the junk food. Leave some for everyone else.

4. Not exercising

I really like going for hikes/walks/whatnot but it's dark when I leave for work (basically) and dark when I get home and I don't want to get lost/kidnapped/abducted by aliens. Unless the alien is a specific Time Lord.

5. TV is too awesome

This morning I told Joe that we should get rid of cable and Netflix, because we'd get so much more done. He pointed out that we'd still have the internet because HE IS UNHELPFUL.


*that's kind of a lie because last night I started reading a book I really didn't want to put down but my brain apparently needs to sleep or something...stupid brain

15 comments:

  1. I binged on seasons one and two of Grey's Anatomy a couple of months ago and I regret nothing.

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    1. Honestly, if I were home right now, I'd be watching it. NO REGRETS.

      Speaking of NO REGRETS, there have been quite a few FNL actors in season 2 of Grey's. Vince's dad is BAILEY'S HUSBAND. Kyle Chandler got blown to bits. And Landry was in an episode but his face was mostly unrecognizable.

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    2. And Tim Riggins is Dr. McJailbait! No, I just made him up. But RIGHT?!

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    3. Jennie: I haven't met Vince's dad yet. I'm only halfway through season one of FNL. And Landry must have been the lion guy!

      Joe: Mmmmm, Dr. McJailbait. I love how there's a whole movie centered around Tim Riggins bouncing around Mars with no shirt on.

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    4. ASHLEY YOU HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS AHEAD OF YOU I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A HUG.

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  2. I wasn't trying to be unhelpful. I was just pointing out that we would need to get rid of the internet, too.

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    1. I need the internet more than I need air! AIR!

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  3. Number 1 is my favorite. "WHAT IS WARMTH AND HAPPINESS?" LOLZZZZZ.

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  4. Oh, and apparently now I have some sort of Google blog because I commented, I mean, because it's not enough that I don't use the blog I HAVE. Maybe I'll like this one better. I mean, I DO love the Google people.

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    1. Google people are the greatest people of all the people. True story.

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  5. DUDE ME TOO. I barely got off the couch on Sunday and the only reason I did that is because we had no food in the house and I needed sustenance. To keep sitting on the couch doing nothing.

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    1. Doing nothing requires lots of food! I don't know why...probably science.

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  6. Well, the end of the world is near...so you can use that excuse until next Saturday. Then, when the world doesn't end, I guess we'll have to stop eating sticks of butter and start "being good" again.
    Love,
    Anonymous Heidi

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    1. Good call. If the world ends, I'm gonna be super disappointed that I didn't enjoy the last week.

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