Don't worry, no one has been eaten by a coyote. YET. But now my mom is trying to convince me to keep it as a pet. See chain of emails HERE:
Me: Did I tell you there's a coyote over by the pond by our apartment?
Mom: I read your blog. That is cool, we have them here sometimes. They LOVE dog food by the way. May want to keep some close to the front door and grab a handful each time you head outside "just in case."
Me: Mom, are you encouraging me to feed a WILD ANIMAL? Then it will never leave! And it might eat Phoebe!
Mom: And the flaw in that plan would be?! Then you could sort of have a dog!
Me: Yeah, a dog that might eat my face!
Mom: Oh, there are always challenges with being pet owners.
Me: I'm putting this on my blog.
Jennie, haven't you seen this?
ReplyDeleteOh Jennie... I adore you! And your little coyote friend. Who, BTW, will NOT eat your face. Your dinner, probably... but not your face.
ReplyDeleteI would like to meet your mom. She sounds awesome.
ReplyDeleteAbs, I used to read that, but I stopped because I was worried that he'd get taken away and then I'd cry.
ReplyDeleteShari, but I like my dinner more than my face!
mg! She is. Remember that time she got in a bar fight?
Did a Dingo eat your baby?
ReplyDelete"I'm putting this on my blog."
ReplyDeleteFabulous.
Your Mom is funny!
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