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Ah, Joel McHale. Fabulous. Sort of related: I was watching a Cops-like show once, only it was on a college campus, and the cop pulled over a girl, asked her if she was drunk (she obviously was) and then told her she'd have to have a sobriety test. He said she could have the breathalyzer or go to the station and have a blood test. The girl responded: "Which one of those will make me sober?"