Today being Fat Tuesday, nothing would give me greater satisfaction than to celebrate by gorging myself with food and drink, even though I don't plan on giving up anything for Lent. I am a bad Lutheran, but God already knows this.
Unfortunately, I work tonight until 7, I have to be at work tomorrow at 6:30 AM, and the majority of the space in between those times should probably be spent sleeping (and watching The Amazing Race, duh).
Still. I bet I could polish off a bottle of wine and an entire three-course meal tonight if I really put my mind to it. Provided, of course, someone else makes the meal.