Friday, April 01, 2005

Lawyers? A little help, please

My uterus and I are fighting. I don't think we're friends anymore. In fact, I'm thinking of suing it. I think it should have to pay for the pain and suffering it puts me through every month. And it should have to also pay my Midol and craving expenses.

I wonder if my ovaries can be witnesses.

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