I've gotten several complaints that I'm not updating this as often as I should be. Apparently people have been wanting to procrastinate and they've had nowhere to go. Far be it for me to inhibit a procrastinator's right to crastinate. No, I don't know what that means either.
So, here. This doesn't really say anything. But you had to read it, which means you put off studying/writing a paper/looking for a job for at least thirty seconds.
You're welcome.