It's been raining like crazy here all night. I got really pissed earlier because I was trying to watch a movie (Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, which was messed up times ten) and every half hour there'd be some Flash Flood alert. Hello? Cable people? Those of us who are watching movies aren't likely to be the ones who get stuck in a big puddle because we're too dumb to turn around instead of driving through it.
I went to the library earlier. And I was excited about it too, proving once and for all that I am, in fact, a giant nerd. I think we all suspected as much.