Scene: The Flower Factory, which does not sell real flowers and is NOT a factory. Discuss.
Me: Mom, you almost ran the cart into those guys!
Mom: Well, I figured if you weren't going to try I was going to find a guy for you.
Me: They were 16!
Mom: That's OK, it just means they're trainable.
Me: Yeah, it's also illegal.
Mom, if you're trying to encourage me to do something illegal, you really don't need to cause I break the law all the time!*
*rumors of my illegal activities have been greatly exaggerated