Saturday, May 28, 2005

WANTED (apparently): One Boyfriend, please contact Jennie's Mom

Scene: The Flower Factory, which does not sell real flowers and is NOT a factory. Discuss.

Me: Mom, you almost ran the cart into those guys!

Mom: Well, I figured if you weren't going to try I was going to find a guy for you.

Me: They were 16!

Mom: That's OK, it just means they're trainable.

Me: Yeah, it's also illegal.

Mom, if you're trying to encourage me to do something illegal, you really don't need to cause I break the law all the time!*

*rumors of my illegal activities have been greatly exaggerated

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