On this, the second birthday of my blog, I just wanted to say . . . I love you guys. Every single one of you. Even the ones who only come across this blog because they searched for something perverted and disgusting. I love you, Pervy Perverson.
No, I am not drunk.
PS: My mom is out of the hospital, so yay! Of course, we still don't know what happened to put her there in the first place, but we're not dwelling on the negative! Did you hear that, brain?