Wednesday, July 20, 2005

why people don't want to go out in public with me

The following exchange took place at Target:

Look at how cute these baby shoes are!

Me: Oh my god, that makes my ovaries ache.

Sister (whispering):
Jennie, there's a guy in the aisle next to ours.

Me: So? He knows I have ovaries.

Aaaaand SCENE.

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