I just went through all my old entries. I took out a few things I didn't want people to read, but don't worry . . . most of the embarrassing things I've done are still there. Also, there are a lot of entries about drinking, the bar, or being hungover. I don't want anyone to think that's all I do. But, you know, I am in college.

I'm watching Oprah right now, and it's her 50th birthday celebration. Tina Turner sang Proud Mary, it was awesome. Stiffie and I were wondering how old she is now.

Also, John Travolta is a massive tool, even with his Pulp Fiction hair.