Happy New Year! I was thinking about making some resolutions, but I never keep them so why bother. I'm lying. I totally have resolutions, but they're really vague and I haven't really thought too much about them, and really? They're none of your damn business.

I went to Indiana last night. I had fun, but it was very low key.

There's a Mad TV marathon on Comedy Central. I'm hoping they show a Stuart sketch soon. I will be very disappointed if they don't. They haven't yet. Damn them.