Monday, February 05, 2007

Herbert* the Penguin: An Introduction

Let me tell you, nothing perks up a Monday like getting a penguin in the mail**. Especially one that does not require an all-fish diet or frigid, arctic temperatures (although I could totally supply that right now) and, most important of all, will not poo on the floor.

Plus, he has already tamed the wild beast who DOES poo on the floor***.

*Don't call him "Herbie." He hates that. I already tried it and he didn't talk to me for two hours.

**Thanks, Kat!

***That's not really fair, she's never pooed on the floor . . . PUKED on the floor, now, that is another matter entirely.

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