I got yelled at by lots of employees today (turns out they don't like it when you don't give them all the money they want but TOO BAD and also? I'm not doing it to be a bitch, TALK TO THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE THIS IS ALL THEIR FAULT) so after work I went to Kroger to buy some self-medication. There I was, wandering around the store carrying my precious, precious beer and when I passed two 16-year-olds walking the other way, one of them shouted, "Hey BABY, you need help drinking those?"
The answer is no, little boy. No, I do not.
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