I want to be back on the cruise ship right now. If I were on the ship right now, Nikola would have already put my napkin in my lap for me, he'd have advised us on what bottle of wine to get, and we'd probably be on our starter. I am sad.

Not to mention, we weren't back in Ohio 48 hours and it snowed 6 freaking inches last night! We walked all the way up Hollenbeck today, and when we tried to open two of the doors they were locked. We were hoping this meant that classes were cancelled, but apparently Wittenberg just wanted us frollicking in all the snow on the way to different doors into the building so we could freeze during our classes. If Springfield is Hell (and I'm thinking it is) then Hell froze over today.

Get me out of here.