apples: nature's candy

This is the email I just sent Heidi:

Agreed, my friend. Agreed. So I’m eating an apple and it’s really juicy and some juice got on my leg. I don’t care though because apples are delicious. I would eat one every day if I could. That’s a lot of stem twisting, though, so I’d probably get tired. Stem twisting sounds kind of dirty.

So along with being borderline bipolar, I'm also apparently exhibiting signs of ADD. Nothing new there.