Why did I stay up til 4 AM playing with the subservient chicken when all I really needed to do was just pass out?

It was just so funny. These are some of the commands I tried: throw pillows, lay egg, shake tail feather, hump chair, and someone else suggested drink beer (oddly fitting for last night).

I'm about to go walk to McMurray's to pick up my car, which spent the night in the parking lot. Poor car. I hope it wasn't lonely, but I'm sure it wasn't the only car that was left there.

Ok. Must be productive. It's Jennie Works on Her Thesis Day. More like Jennie Does Everything Imaginable to Procrastinate Day.