I should not be allowed to operate a telephone when I'm intoxicated. I think I left about 7 very long voicemails on friends' phones last night. And my voicemail messages are completely pointless. Like the time I called a friend and laughed into the phone for about 5 minutes because Mary was sitting in the middle of our parking lot eating potatoes.
Once junior year I accidently called my Home home (you know, where the parents live) at 2 AM on the way home from the bar.
I was trying to call my friend and I was very confused when my mom answered.