How I can tell the coffee is taking over:
I realize that I've been signing songs from Moulin Rouge for the past 10 minutes.
My stomach kind of hurts.
I've peed 8 times in the last half hour.
Whenn I tyype,, it kinnddaaaaa looookssss like thiss s.
I don't normally skip around the house.
I stab myself in the eye with my finger when I try to put in my contacts.
My hair is sticking up in strange places because I forgot to blow-dry it all the way.
The tapping of my foot causes things to fall off my desk.
I cry when I pour the last bit of coffee into my cup.
I can't seem to quit posting things to my blog.