Thursday, September 16, 2004

I can quit anytime I want

How I can tell the coffee is taking over:

I realize that I've been signing songs from Moulin Rouge for the past 10 minutes.

My stomach kind of hurts.

I've peed 8 times in the last half hour.

Whenn I tyype,, it kinnddaaaaa looookssss like thiss s.

I don't normally skip around the house.

I stab myself in the eye with my finger when I try to put in my contacts.

My hair is sticking up in strange places because I forgot to blow-dry it all the way.

The tapping of my foot causes things to fall off my desk.

I cry when I pour the last bit of coffee into my cup.

I can't seem to quit posting things to my blog.

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