Friday, March 25, 2005

pass the babies, please

When did "liberal" become a dirty word? An insult? I'm a liberal, so obviously I:

do drugs

support extra-marital affairs

hate the troops

hate the US

want to give all pregnant women abortions

want to murder Terri Schiavo

don't believe in God

have no morals

want everyone to be gay

want to take away straight people's children and give them to prostitutes (bonus points if they are gay prostitutes)

was happy on 9/11

am a terrorist

love Saddam

hate old people

hate poor people

hate religious people

hate Republicans

hate all Americans, actually

want to pass out condoms to 5 year olds

love trees more than people

worship Satan

eat babies

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