Do you want to make my entire being happy for one, pure, perfect moment?
All you have to do is help me get a free iPod. Look, I'm even typing iPod right now. Little i, big P.
Please? I will love you forever.
My birthday is coming up, you know.
Look, I just feel like I should warn everyone that I will be posting about this at least once a week until I get a free iPod. Possibly, NO PROBABLY, more like once a day. Really, completing one of the offers and helping me get a free iPod is for your own good.
Please? Don't make me beg. More.