Today my boss told me that when I answer the phone, I should act like I've had 10 beers.
Yeah, I don't know.
I wanted to ask me if he's been following me around, or something.
Also? Does he really want me to answer the phone like this:
"Thank you for calling . . . Dr . . . um, Dr. Whateverhisnameis the Orthodontologist Office giggle giggle [unintelligible] giggle name's Jennie help you fuck shit damn."