yes, she was drunk/high/both, are you happy now?

Ok, so I was really going to let this drop, but SO MANY people have found this blog by searching for something about Paula Abdul being drunk on The Daily Show.

Here's the rundown:

5 people searching for "paula abdul drunk"

3 people searching for "paula abdul daily show drunk"

1 searching for "daily show paula abdul drunk 2005"

2 for "paula abdul daily show slurred"

1 for "paula abdul drunk on daily show"

1 for "abdul drunk"

1 for "paula abdul drunk 2005"

1 for "was paula abdul drunk"

1, inexplicably, for "paula abdul's wrinkle cream"

and, my favorite, 1 searching for "what's wrong with paula abdul?"