Me to oncoming traffic when the arrow turned green and I got to turn left in front of all of them: So long, bitches!
Me to the cars I passed as I sped around them on the way to work: So long, bitches!
Me to the car I followed home ALL THE WAY DOWN YANKEE AND MAD RIVER: Karma is such a bitch and the speed limit is THIRTY FUCKING FIVE NOT FIFTEEN, so GET OUT OF MY WAY NOOOOOOOOOW!
Me to the cars waiting at a red light as I raced to turn right through a yellow light so I could get in front of them: So long, bitches!
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