Tuesday, March 07, 2006

help me, Midol, you're my only hope!

My uterus has started a revolution. I fear the ovaries are about to join. I do not know what this means for the fallopian tubes, but I am about to stab myself in the stomach. If I have to sacrifice myself to win this war, so be it.

The uterus must learn.

Seriously. Ow. I would curl up in the fetal position under my desk until the battle is over but I'm pretty sure that's frowned upon.

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