Scene: Eating pizza in my parent's basement.
Mom: Jennie, you NEED to do your taxes.
Jennie: I know?
Mom: Well, they have to be done by April 15th.
Jennie: Oh my god, REALLY? Seriously, Mom, I don't know what you're thinking but I'm not completely retarded*.
Dad: Yeah, she's not a tard.
*You know, this is one of those words that I absolutely hate, like "panties" or "See You Next Tuesday," but for some reason I cannot stop saying it.
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