The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.

Last night, while watching The Office and Grey's Anatomy and after making the following comments:

"Do you think Jim even knows that Pam didn't marry Roy?"

"I can't believe Pam didn't marry Roy."

"Seriously. They didn't get married."

and

"God, has Izzy gone to the bathroom? Is she like . . . peeing on her dress, cause if so there's no way she can ever wear that again."

I finally admitted to Heidi that sometimes I forget that TV characters aren't real people. I don't think she was too surprised.