Me: Holy shit, Mario Lopez is hot!
Heidi: I know, he's gotten better with age.
Me: Yeah, he has! Look at him!
Heidi: And Zach Morris used to be the dreamy one.
Me: Although, he got better with age, too.
Me: I'm gonna pee my pants.
Me: Calm down, I'm walking to the bathroom.**
*shut up, I don't wanna hear it
**I realize that had nothing to do with Dancing with the Stars, but it happened during the show so it still counts. Shut up, it does.