I worry sometimes that life is scripted but I'm the only one who didn't get my copy. I spend a lot of my time wondering what to say and if what I'm saying is the right thing (not usually). I have practice conversations in my head, like . . . if I say this, he'll say this, and then I can say this, and then this will happen.
Maybe I just like to be prepared. Still, sometimes I wish my brain would shut the hell up already.