Who in their right mind would put me on a jury anyway? You know I'm just going to laugh every time they say "duty."

You guys! I got called for jury duty. How do I get out of this? There's this form I'm supposed to fill out and it says if I want to be excused for medical reasons I need to submit a written statement from my doctor. WELL. Do you think if I send them a couple entries from this blog, that'd be enough to prove I'm too locobeans to serve?

OR, if I do have to go, I'd like to avoid being placed on a jury. So I'm going to need help coming up with another identity. I'll need a name, an outfit, and which minority I hate. Let's get on that, ok? OK.