- Proving once again that I should not be put in charge of anything important, I printed out the directions to Mary's old apartment rather than her new one. Luckily, we found out before we drove to the old one.
- The $7 jeans I bought at Target stretched out so much in the car ride to Chicago that it felt like I was walking around with a load of shit in my pants. Hmm, maybe that's why they were only $7.
- Boys get really mean when they're playing Madden. Also, videogame football is even worse than watching real football.
- We went to our favorite Mexican restaurant for dinner and made friends with the table next to ours. They gave us their tequila shots.
- We went to the Russian district for New Years Eve. I did not meet anyone from the Russian mafia and was very disappointed.
- Someone spilled their rum and coke DIRECTLY INTO MY EYES at Shenanigans. It turns out that burns a hell of a lot, but I recovered quickly.
- We all wore funny hats.
- Nick traded his for a shot.
- And then got a new hat.
- Steve almost got in a fight but the other guy got kicked out of the bar because it was his fault. Douchebag. The guy, not Steve.
- Heidi got lost by herself for about 15 minutes and I feared we'd never see her again.
- We went back to Mary's and were immediately tackled by her roommate.
- Then we all sat in the hallway outside their apartment and met her neighbors and their dog.
- And I don't care what anyone says, NO ONE was wearing a bow tie in that apartment. Tuxedo? Yes. Bowtie? No.
- I accidentally drove Heidi's car like a racecar and almost killed us on the drive home.
- We got lost in downtown Chicago on the way home and somehow ended up driving around underneath the city. Again, I thought we might die. We didn't, though.
THE END.
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