This Week succeeds in making me cry like a little bitch AGAIN

I have the stomach flu. I was going to tell you all about how I threw up in my trashcan and how I spent the majority of last night and early this morning lying in the fetal position on my bathroom floor, but it's just too soon. So instead I'm going to go take a nap on the sofa. Maybe eat some Jello. I have got one killer Friday night ahead of me.