Once upon a time there was a girl named Jennie. She procrastinated and procrastinated until she had to write a bajillion articles by FRIDAY MORNING. Also, she got sick and her other job tried to kill her. It was the LONGEST. WEEK. EVER.
And when it's all over, Jennie is going to celebrate with either a bottle of wine or a bottle of Nyquil, she hasn't which decided yet.