Happy (belated*) Birthday, Dad!

Guess what! I reinstalled my camera software, bitches**! Take a gander (I'm 80) of the sweet wrapping job I did on my dad's birthday present:

Yes, that is pink wrapping paper. For my dad's present. From Target. Is it not beautiful? That is also my bedspread. It is not from Target and yet? Still beautiful, no?

And just because, a picture of my inflatable Pirates of the Caribbean sword*** (don't hate).

*would you expect anything less from me?
**This could get out of hand
***Ok, it has now gotten out of hand****
****I've had a lot of coffee today