Baxlala: today I saw a car with both a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker AND a Creed sticker
HotBowlofChilli: I saw that on your blog a few mintues ago....I don't know how you resisted not hitting that car
Baxlala: I would have, but it was a pretty shitty car anyway
HotBowlofChilli: i love the fact that the dj's on the radio station we listen to at work are ruthless when it comes to creed and the lead singer and altar bridge
Baxlala: everyone hates Scott Stapp
Baxlala: even Jesus
HotBowlofChilli: Jesus is prolly like "stop pretending to have my super powers"
Baxlala: hahaha, right now I'm picturing Jesus wearing a cape
HotBowlofChilli: if I was Jesus, I'd wear a cape
Baxlala: me too
Baxlala: not tights, though
HotBowlofChilli: cuz you'd just get made fun of for wearing a cape...but Jesus could pull it off, cuz it's not cool to make fun of Jesus
Baxlala: I wonder what super powers Jesus has
Baxlala: besides walking on water
Baxlala: and turning water into wine
Baxlala: and, you know, raising the dead
HotBowlofChilli: x-ray vision?
Baxlala: oooh, good one
Baxlala: invisibility?
HotBowlofChilli: reading minds?
Baxlala: oh, definitely
HotBowlofChilli: attracting metal things, like magneto?
HotBowlofChilli: although I don't know how much metal they had back then
Baxlala: I bet he could walk through walls and stuff, too
HotBowlofChilli: that's a good one
HotBowlofChilli: I remember I once made this kid very offended when I posed the question: if Jesus, Socrates, and Confucius got in a fight, who would win?
Baxlala: a fist fight or a verbal fight?
HotBowlofChilli: fist
Baxlala: well, you know it wouldn't be Jesus
Baxlala: he's a pacifist
HotBowlofChilli: but what if Socrates attacked? would he defend himself?
Baxlala: I don't think so
HotBowlofChilli: you think he'd just take the beating? or would he disapparate?
HotBowlofChilli: (apparently now Jesus has Harry Potter magical powers)
Baxlala: is this regular Jesus or new and improved Super!Jesus
HotBowlofChilli: superjesus
Baxlala: cause I think Super!Jesus would fight back
Baxlala: and then he'd win, because the other two have no super powers
Baxlala: that we are aware of
HotBowlofChilli: but does Confucius know martial arts?
Baxlala: I don't know
Baxlala: let's say he does, though, that's still no match for Super!Jesus's wolverine claws
HotBowlofChilli: I think it's agreed that Socrates is a wuss and would get his ass beaten by the other two...I don't think he even figures into the equasion
Baxlala: oh, I agree
Baxlala: he'd just stand there asking questions until someone punched him in the face
HotBowlofChilli: but what if Confucius has throwing stars and keeps out of distance from the claws?
HotBowlofChilli: perhaps superjesus and Confucius would just team up in kicking Socrates' ass
Baxlala: then Super!Jesus could use his invisibility skills
Baxlala: ooooh, that's interesting
HotBowlofChilli: and then they could be the super-philospher friends
Baxlala: I think if Confucius and Super!Jesus put their minds to it, they could take over the world
HotBowlofChilli: too bad we don't have rings to summon them like Captain Planet...because I think they'd both be all about deposing our president
Baxlala: oh, they would
Baxlala: Jesus would be all "stop pretending you're doing what my dad told you!"
HotBowlofChilli: and Confucius would just throw pointy stars at his head
Baxlala: that would be awesome
Baxlala: by the way, this is all going in my blog
HotBowlofChilli: as it should
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