SUPER ABSORBENCY!

OK. Here's the thing. I'm only posting because November told me I have to post every day. But I'm so tired, you guys. So tired. Possibly? I am still recovering from staying up until 6 AM on Saturday. Could be. What possible reason could we have had for staying up until 6? Well. The following:

• Watching Seth play the most amazing game of Ms. Pacman I have ever witnessed
• Tying balloon animals to fireworks
  
• Singing (loudly) along to "Don't Stop Believin" and "Sweet Caroline"
• Giving ourselves temporary Spongebob Tattoos
• Oh, and also, drinking

That last one probably explains all of the other ones. You know what? It might have been my favorite weekend ever. EVER. Even though I didn't get to poop on the White House lawn.

In conclusion, did you know that Einstein wore sandals?

That's his foot. On a statue. I know you can't see his face, but you'll just have to trust me. That's Einstein's foot. Also, his sandal. Unless he stole his sandals from someone, but I don't think he'd do that.