Bubbles

"It needs more soap."

"It seems OK to me."

"You're not supposed to eat that stuff, you know."

"How else are you supposed to know when it's ready? Besides, I'm not eating it, I'm taste-testing."

"What does it taste like?"

"Duh, like bathtime."

"Oh."

"My bubbles are gonna float all the way to heaven!"

"How far away is that?"

"About as far as Cleveland."

"Wow."

"I know."