It's not a good idea to study your CPR/First Aid book while eating lunch. There are gross pictures of burns, cuts, and bones sticking out of skin. There is also a drawing of someone's intestines spilling out of their stomach. You don't ever need to see that, especially when you have just taken a bite of spaghetti.
Also? You've had way too much coffee today.
I think you have a problem.
And practicing CPR on a pillow does not count as studying.
Neither does watching ER.
Especially when you're really watching because Carter is yummy.