The phone just rang, and the caller ID said "United States . . ." I was intrigued, so I answered it.
Me: Hello?
Man on other end: Hello, this is Gunnery sergeant Blah Blah, may I please speak to Melinda?
Me: She's not home. Can I take a message?
GSBB: I was wondering if you all would be interested in information on joining the Marines.
Me: Sorry, we're pacifists.
GSBB: [awkward silence]
Me: Thanks for calling!
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