Wednesday, December 01, 2004

bitch move of the day

The phone just rang, and the caller ID said "United States . . ." I was intrigued, so I answered it.

Me: Hello?

Man on other end: Hello, this is Gunnery sergeant Blah Blah, may I please speak to Melinda?

Me: She's not home. Can I take a message?

GSBB: I was wondering if you all would be interested in information on joining the Marines.

Me: Sorry, we're pacifists.

GSBB: [awkward silence]

Me: Thanks for calling!


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