My job is trying to kill me and I didn't sleep last night because I'm really stupid and drank 87 gallons of Coke before I tried to go to bed. True story.
Also, I had chocolate chip cookies for breakfast this morning.
i didn't sleep last night either, which makes two nights in a row now, and last time i heard you're actually SUPPOSED to sleep when you're dying so you'll stop dying but nope. still dying.
i didn't sleep last night either, which makes two nights in a row now, and last time i heard you're actually SUPPOSED to sleep when you're dying so you'll stop dying but nope. still dying.
ReplyDeleteNext time this happens, just get out your Brit Lit anthology. That should put you to sleep pretty quickly:)
ReplyDeleteYou should have never discovered Jim Halpert as your t.v. boyfriend. I knew you wouldn't sleep after getting that news.
ReplyDeletecookies before bed and coke for breakfast usually works better for me
ReplyDeleteI want a chocolate chip cookie for lunch. But now I'm sick, too, so that would probably be a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteYou have the greatest diet EVER!
ReplyDeleteDidn't your mother ever explain that cookies and Coke aren't proper meals, young lady? *taps foot*
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